Why didn't anybody tell me...

..we could make students do pushups at Ohio State? --- Football coach Urban Meyer made students in blue do pushups

Okay, kid, whispering to the pretty girl in the front row *without* speaking Russian? Drop and give me 20!
Calling Toor-GAY-nyef (Turgenev) TOOR-guh-nef?? Give me two laps around the classroom!
All right, remember your declension and conjugation tables! Now go out and fight, fight, fight for Intro to Russian 103!