Advertising slogans for Season Six.

[cactuswatcher]

This is what happens when you're too honest for the ad business.

Angel Season Six: It'll put marzipan in your pie plate, Bingo!

If you thought Willow spitting snakes was gross, wait till you see how we bring back Angel!

Angel Season Six: More soul than the Olsen twins in Motown!

Angel Season Six: Existentialism at its boring best!

Spike will never put his shirt on backwards in Season Six!

Illyria's all nude, all the time whenever she takes a bubble bath in Season Six!

Buffy will return in Angel Season Six or at least some unknown woman in a blond wig like last season.

Angel Season Six: No one else could do it better! Except Joss and a bunch of other people.

Will it be Gunn's vampire sister who earns shanshu in Season Six? Probably not.

Spike's in love again in Angel Season Six with himself as usual.

Jesse, Joyce, Tara, and Anya are dead. Wes is dead, too. But this is Angel. Watch for Season Six!

Gunn will get the girl this year! No fooling he'll go get her. To learn how soon he'll get her to her appointment with Angel watch for Angel Season Six

Holland Manners is back, he's mad, and this time he's got a gun! A great a idea. But probably not for Angel Season Six!

Angel will drink the blood of the innocent again! Angel Season Six! We guarantee at least one of the pigs will be found not guilty.

Woo Hoo! Hot Steamy Sex on Angel Season Six or at least room temperature platonic stuff.

1,000,000 man-hours have gone into some worthy cause we're sure. Angel Season Six!

Comments

[ann1962]

Those were great. You see, I prefer the salesman who tells the truth! Much better stuff! And because I am near sighted I probably wouldn't see the small print anyway. Works for me. LOL

And on another note - your icon: Is that the poor sad dying plant that you showed us before? Did you not say it needed to bloom first before it goes to the great desert in the sky?

[cactuswatcher.livejournal.com]

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<Is that the poor sad dying plant...?>
No this is a cactus about tablespoon size, that keeps blooming valiantly into our super hot summers. (The dark at the bottom is its two inch square pot.) The flowering of the 'sad' agave wasn't worth photo graphing. but at least a few seed pods are developing which I may keep.

ROFL

[tyreseus.livejournal.com]

Great stuff! My favorite is the one about Spike's shirt.

Re: ROFL

[soulfulspike80.livejournal.com]

Spike's in love again in Angel Season Six with himself as usual.

Something wrong with that? ;-)

[ann1962]

You've inspired another icon! Hope you don't mind I used one of your slogans.

[cactuswatcher.livejournal.com]

LOL. Don't they look so cute, the little money grubbers? That icon ought to boost readership or bust it!

[ann1962]

Don't they? Never, ever occurred to me that I would never use them in an icon. But Dru/Darla screencap of satiation and satisfaction was a nice foil to them I thought. Color blending a little off still. Don't have that part of PS down yet.