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I thought the full moon was supposed to be the time for weirdness

Headlines from the web:

Sadam says, "I was beaten"
Appropriate background music - the littlest violin in the world playing "My Heart Cries For You"

Canada approves group sex.
Whew! and appropriate music - Handel's Hallelujah chorus

In my mail today:

Would you like to be a ... Red Shirt at the ... Sports Complex?
Um, if we're talking original cast, NO!!!!!
Appropriate background music - Leonard Nimoy sings the original "Theme from Star Trek"