Too much time on my hands

After seeing another of those very odd, generic, 'get a great deal on fill-in-the-blank,' ads on Google, I decided to test the parser and Googled "dog droppings." No offers for great deals on dog droppings, but there were 3 ads for helping one get rid of them. Plus, there were, according to Google, about 116,000 site hits! Not the least popular subject on the net, by far.