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True facts about ann1962:
Ann is 26 years old in Martian years.
She is big for her age at 4 on Jupiter and a spritely 203 on Mercury.
Ann is not 461st in line to the throne of Britain, but she is frequently 2nd-in-line at the grocery store.
Ann is more than a mom, poet, cookie baker and international hop-scotch coach to her friends.

Outright lies about ann1962:
Before meeting her husband, S 1962, Ann turned down proposals of marriage from rock star Billy Ray Aconda, famous industrialist Julius Soforth and millionaire playboy Ignatz Otheround-Bartender.
Ann is 5' 1" but wears trick shoes to look taller.
Ann paid $2.00 and a piece of bubble gum to a three-year-old to slash the valve stems of Harlequin's tires.