The River

Near the beginning of the show red-shirt/soon-to-be-dead guy meets girl crewman who for less-than-clever story reasons only speaks Spanish. Trying to communicate with her, he starts off babbling in high-school French. In the only truly prophetic moment on the show, she shakes her head and mutters in Spanish "American education!"

The River is old-fashioned horror. By long tradition horror in movies and on TV is written by the dumbest people available and you make up for their short comings with spooky music, special effects and cheap camera tricks. This show certainly isn't going to break those fine traditions.

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