Who writes this sh...?

Once more Reign rose above the ordinary in the direction of mindless absurdity. But I have to say all of that was trumped by a promo for a new CW series! I forget the name of it, thankfully. But basically it's Alien Nation: the High School Drama Edition. This time the handsome outsider gets picked on because he's from outer space. But don't worry. He has a super-earnest human girlfriend to pull him through the rough spots. Boy, it must have taken many tough milliseconds to come up with the idea for this new series. If it fails to attract all the fans of cookie-cutter CW high-school-drama series, never fear, they can recast it as another spin-off of Vampire Diaries with ghouls in High School, use up all the left-over scripts and no one will notice.

( When last we left Reign...spoilers )