Yes, we guys are all this clueless

Just ask Sirius. I was sitting in an armchair last evening with a margarita. Sirius kept trying to put his nose in the glass. He made no attempt to lick, but no matter how often I moved the glass around he kept trying to stick his nose in it. It took a long time for me to realize if it was warm enough in the house for me to want an icy drink. it was warm for him too. I got his water bowl and put in an ice cube. He merrily played with it and lapped up cool water, leaving me and my drink alone.