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I just got a letter from "Mark Tyler, Settlement Official, Agent No. 46211" which says my benefits of my timeshare ownership "may have been misrepresented."
Mark should have added his other titles: Nigerian Prince, IRS Agent, Microsoft Technician, et al.
One of the poorest scams I've seen. One sheet of paper without envelope sent bulk rate. No indication of who Mark's employer might be or why they might be in a position to know anything about anyone's timeshare. No return address other than an uninformative "Accounting Divison" in bold letters. I don't know how many folks in this neighborhood would own timeshares, I sure don't. The thing has a reply on or before date of 2/6/19 and cut-off time of 9PM. No indication whether that's 9PM my local time, 9PM Greenwich Mean Time or Mumbai standard. There is a phone number in large red letters and a worthless "qualifying code number" in equally large black numbers. They apparently saw and tried to mimic an official looking 2018 date from a real stray tax form to put prominently on the letter. But it's 2019, you clowns! The whole thing looks less professional than a church bulletin.
Mark should have added his other titles: Nigerian Prince, IRS Agent, Microsoft Technician, et al.
One of the poorest scams I've seen. One sheet of paper without envelope sent bulk rate. No indication of who Mark's employer might be or why they might be in a position to know anything about anyone's timeshare. No return address other than an uninformative "Accounting Divison" in bold letters. I don't know how many folks in this neighborhood would own timeshares, I sure don't. The thing has a reply on or before date of 2/6/19 and cut-off time of 9PM. No indication whether that's 9PM my local time, 9PM Greenwich Mean Time or Mumbai standard. There is a phone number in large red letters and a worthless "qualifying code number" in equally large black numbers. They apparently saw and tried to mimic an official looking 2018 date from a real stray tax form to put prominently on the letter. But it's 2019, you clowns! The whole thing looks less professional than a church bulletin.