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I have realized that for cats the first law is "If you're not part of the problem, you're part of the solution, and you'll never get anywhere in life."

For example: Always wait to rub lovingly on the hand till it's working the computer mouse. Sit on the handwritten manuscript so there is an excuse to put off typing it up. If jumping on the bed doesn't wake 'em up, stomp on their legs, cause they might miss you!