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I see Bill Clinton has teamed with James Patterson on a novel coming out early next month entitled The President Is Missing. Well, if it's a mystery set in Bill's times, it wouldn't take a super-sleuth to suggest checking Monica's room. If it's a mystery set in current times, you might first want to see how broadly Melania is smiling and check that sinkhole on the White House grounds.
In an interview Stephen King once referred to Patterson as "a terrible writer but he's very successful." Bill Clinton is a terrible husband, but he's also been very successful. Together they ought to make good money on their book.
In an interview Stephen King once referred to Patterson as "a terrible writer but he's very successful." Bill Clinton is a terrible husband, but he's also been very successful. Together they ought to make good money on their book.