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Florida Lawyer's Pants Catch Fire During Florida Arson Trial
nbcnews

Liar, liar, pants on fire! Yes, his client was convicted.

German inmates dine on McDonald's
abcnews

Failed food supply contract negotiation. A choice for lunch of regular hamburger, regular cheeseburger or veggie burger. Inhumane treatment! They can't even have the new bigger Big Mac! I wonder how many hardened criminals order the veggie burger. No word about fries. No word about dinner. Bockwurst, pretzels and beer from the nearest bar?