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Always read the fine print! My grocery store is having a sale on T-bone steaks. The fine print in the ad reads - bone-in. What is the sound of one hand clapping? How can you have a T-Bone steak without the...? Unfortunately, I *can* imagine someone asking to have their T-Bone steaks deboned before purchase.
Need a nice used garbage truck? My town is having an auction of surplus equipment this morning, everything from office furniture to 'well-maintained sanitation vehicles.'
Saturday is the day the newspaper prints the results of the local health inspections. It's always reassuring to know that the restaurant where you ate earlier in the week passed!
Need a nice used garbage truck? My town is having an auction of surplus equipment this morning, everything from office furniture to 'well-maintained sanitation vehicles.'
Saturday is the day the newspaper prints the results of the local health inspections. It's always reassuring to know that the restaurant where you ate earlier in the week passed!
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