The problem with Bones?

Nobody remembers the names of the characters!!!

How are we supposed to remember one of the assistants is Zack and the other Jack? Who in the world named Dr. Brennan "Temperance?" "Seely" Booth is even harder to remember. Dr. Goodman isn't so tough, but quick, give the last names of Bones' assistants. Zack Addy, Jack Hodgins (Not the more familiar Hodges, Hodgkins, or Hodgson) and Angela ... Oh shoot, I forgot again!!