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Goodbye to Danger Man-Secret Agent-Prisoner (They were the same character, after all. Professional fan-fic, if you please)
Goodbye to Khan-Mr Roarke-Latin Lover (Many roles, rarely the same)
Tattoo Deh Plane! Deh Plane!
Roarke (smiling and gesturing invitingly)- Honored guest, would you please shoot that little son-of-a...?
-BOOM!-
...
Not long afterward, at the plane
Guest - Thanks, Mr. Roarke. Best vacation ever! Now I'm happy with my life, my marriage is saved, I have a new high-paying job and I no longer have bad breath.
Roarke (smiling and waving in fond farewell)- So pleased we could help in so many ways. It was only a fantasy, but we never tire of it!
Tattoo (with tiny tuxedo in tatters) - That's easy for you to say, boss!
Goodbye to Khan-Mr Roarke-Latin Lover (Many roles, rarely the same)
Tattoo Deh Plane! Deh Plane!
Roarke (smiling and gesturing invitingly)- Honored guest, would you please shoot that little son-of-a...?
-BOOM!-
...
Not long afterward, at the plane
Guest - Thanks, Mr. Roarke. Best vacation ever! Now I'm happy with my life, my marriage is saved, I have a new high-paying job and I no longer have bad breath.
Roarke (smiling and waving in fond farewell)- So pleased we could help in so many ways. It was only a fantasy, but we never tire of it!
Tattoo (with tiny tuxedo in tatters) - That's easy for you to say, boss!