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1. It's Wednesday afternoon and you just remembered about defrosting the turkey.
2. Above plus, your microwave is so small you couldn't fit a whole chicken in it.
3. It's early Thursday morning and the oven refuses to heat up.
4. It's Thursday morning and the couple you've invited for noon calls to ask if there's room for their Cousin Minnie's family of eight that just arrived unexpectedly.
5. That big jug of delicious apple cider you bought now suddenly has a label reading apple cider vinegar.
6. It's dinner time and young cousin Farcus discovers he's seriously allergic cranberry sauce the hard way.
7. It's dessert time and Aunt Mahitabel is the first to discover you put in 1/2 cup instead of 1/2 teaspoon of salt in the pupmkin pie.
8. It's late in the evening and you find out the egg nog Cousin Lulu brought has expired and not just on the label.
8. It's two weeks later, and you find the leftovers of Uncle Rupert's deviled eggs got put in lower part of the china cabinet instead of the fridge.
Sincerely hope none of this happens to any of you!
Happy Thanksgiving,
Cactus Watcher
2. Above plus, your microwave is so small you couldn't fit a whole chicken in it.
3. It's early Thursday morning and the oven refuses to heat up.
4. It's Thursday morning and the couple you've invited for noon calls to ask if there's room for their Cousin Minnie's family of eight that just arrived unexpectedly.
5. That big jug of delicious apple cider you bought now suddenly has a label reading apple cider vinegar.
6. It's dinner time and young cousin Farcus discovers he's seriously allergic cranberry sauce the hard way.
7. It's dessert time and Aunt Mahitabel is the first to discover you put in 1/2 cup instead of 1/2 teaspoon of salt in the pupmkin pie.
8. It's late in the evening and you find out the egg nog Cousin Lulu brought has expired and not just on the label.
8. It's two weeks later, and you find the leftovers of Uncle Rupert's deviled eggs got put in lower part of the china cabinet instead of the fridge.
Sincerely hope none of this happens to any of you!
Happy Thanksgiving,
Cactus Watcher
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And very Happy Thanksgiving to you also.