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[cactuswatcher]

So now with the end of Voldemort, what will Harry Potter's profession be?

1. New bartender at the Leaky Cauldron.

2. Qiditch team uniform launderer.

3. Herpetologist/snake wrangler.

4. Flesh-eating slug bait salesman.

5. Assistant manager at Uncle Vernon's Grunnings drill factory.

6. Bean taster for Bernie Bott.

7. Dudley's chauffeur.

8. Rita Skeeter's press agent.

9. Malfoy estate gardener.

10. Assistant to Headmaster Filch at the new school of Witchcraft, Wizardry and Squib Studies, Swinepimples.

Comments

[mamculuna.livejournal.com]

I think he actually turns out to be a bureaucrat at the Ministry of Magic, according to the epilogue?

[mamculuna.livejournal.com]

Although I prefer almost all of your ideas!

[anomster.livejournal.com]

On 4: But Harry would never eat flesh! Well, not human flesh, anyway. Probably not monster flesh either. @>)

NPR's movie reviewer has a different take (http://www.npr.org/2011/07/14/137790846/wizards-and-vampires-collecting-unemployment) on the question.