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[cactuswatcher]

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ann1962

True facts about ann1962:
Ann is 26 years old in Martian years.
She is big for her age at 4 on Jupiter and a spritely 203 on Mercury.
Ann is not 461st in line to the throne of Britain, but she is frequently 2nd-in-line at the grocery store.
Ann is more than a mom, poet, cookie baker and international hop-scotch coach to her friends.

Outright lies about ann1962:
Before meeting her husband, S 1962, Ann turned down proposals of marriage from rock star Billy Ray Aconda, famous industrialist Julius Soforth and millionaire playboy Ignatz Otheround-Bartender.
Ann is 5' 1" but wears trick shoes to look taller.
Ann paid $2.00 and a piece of bubble gum to a three-year-old to slash the valve stems of Harlequin's tires.

Comments

[ann1962]

I can totally go with the Martian years! As to the grocery store, I'm usually the person who picks the wrong lane, then switches, and that one is wrong too!

The shoes are not a lie! The Harlequin tires weren't either!

LOL, thank you!