I can't help thinking that rhythmic gymnastics would be dramatically improved if they put two teams on the floor at once with one person on each team, "the designated shooter" allowed to shoot paint balls at the other team as long as she kept tossing the ball flipping the ribbon or whatever. You'd get extra points for hits on the other team's faces, but they'd get extra difficulty points for continuing unfazed, sort of like no-splash in the diving events. Cream pies could be a separate event.
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"Well, Doug, it looks like the Americans are going with Lemon Custard, a very controversial choice...."