Dub's strange and lengthy list.

[cactuswatcher]

from wisewoman, naturally!


Strange list of things I have (and haven’t) done:
(x) smoked a cigar
( ) made out with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(x) skipped school. By accident I swear
( ) seen someone die
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of your parent's house Not that there was much place to go
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) been to Canada
(x) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(x) been on a boat
(x) been on a train
( ) thrown up in a bar
( ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire while cooking
( ) set fire more then once when cooking
( ) eaten Sushi
(x) been snowboarding Before the snowboard was invented I might add
( ) been sking
( ) been moshing at a concert
( ) been in an abusive relationship
( ) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
(x) had a tea party Actually it was my sister's tea party, but I attended willingly.
(x) had a party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up Quit laughing. I was three years old.
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game. only when the other person knew I was doing it
(x) been lonely
( ) fallen asleep at school
( ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
(x) petted a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
(x) run a red light
( ) been suspended from school
(x) been in a car accident.But, I was a passenger in a school bus at the time
( ) had braces
( ) felt like an outcast
(x) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) had kids
( ) danced in the moonlight
( ) hated the way you look
( ) witnessed a crime
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) slept with more than 15 people
( ) been called a slut
(x) had more than just one, one night stand
( ) lied about how many people you've slept with
( ) lied about it so you can just sleep with someone
( ) slept with someone when you didn’t even know their name
( ) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the country
( ) swam in the ocean But I've waded in it
(x) felt like dying
( ) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers. I prefer to say I drew with them
(x) used someone No one who didn't richly deserve it.
(x) paid for a meal with only coins Doesn't anyone else remember McDonald's promo 'Get change back from your dollar?'
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( ) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach. Made plenty of them elsewhere
( ) crashed a party
(x) gone rollerskating
(x) had a wish come true
( ) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge. Not much of a bridge
( ) screamed penis in class Remind me to ask Dub about that one
( ) ate dog/cat food
( ) told a complete stranger you loved them
( ) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
( ) have a little black dress
( ) had a dream that you married someone
( ) glued your hand to something
(x) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes See above, under three-year-old behavior
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel. I was such a show off
( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed up all night
(x) didn’t take a shower for a week
(x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone
( ) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to work or school just to see what others say. But I have worn really ugly clothes to work.
( ) gone streaking
( ) played ding-dong-ditch
( ) played chicken
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) broken a bone. But it wasn't mine.
(x) been easily amused
( ) caught a fish then ate it
( ) made porn
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
( ) cried so hard you laughed .
( ) mooned/flashed someone
( ) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test And though I got away with it I felt so miserable I never did it again
( ) have a Britney Spears CD.
(x) forgotten someone’s name
(x) slept naked
( ) French braided someone’s hair
( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool
( ) been kicked out your house
( ) been kissed by older sister's/brother's friend
(x) had a dog
(x) have more then 1 sibling
(x) made spelling errors I don't think I could fool you guys on that one!
(x) spanked someone because they asked you to
( ) would try anything at least once
(x)stayed in bed all day
(x) missed school for over 17 days in a school year
( ) had someone tell you that they hate you
(x) had someone tell you that they love you
( ) have had fish
(x) ever had a friend named Bob
(x) been to a theme-park
(x) have had an alcoholic drink
(x) been on a horse.
(x) know how to swim
( ) told someone you didn’t know that they were hot

Comments

[wisewoman.livejournal.com]

Okay, now, about that snowboard...

;o)
(See comments in my post for the mistake re yelling "penis")

(I'm waiting for someone to x that they deliberately set themselves on fire while cooking!)

[cactuswatcher.livejournal.com]

Hey, I had a place I could go sledding when and where my parents and other adults weren't watching. Whoosh! Look out below!