In the Headlines:

[cactuswatcher]

From the home page of my Internet provider:

CDC Finds Clue to the Rapid Spread of Virus on Ships
I didn't read the article but I would suppose that practically any high school grad given four or five chances could guess what this mysterious clue is.

This Strategy Game is a Must-Have If You Live in Arizona
Practically any high school grad could guess without looking at the fine print this is a crass link to an ad, stuck in among the news stories. (Bad dog, Internet Provider, bad dog)

Rudi Guiliani Reprimanded for Spreading Coronavirus Minformation
Don't know what Minformation (sic) is, but apparently Twitter doesn't allow it! If it's misinformation, why haven't they deleted his most famous client's account?

Cancelled TV Shows (and Those Renewed)
As usual I didn't read the article, but in the picture accompanying the headline Tom Selleck looks very grumpy.

Online Toilet Paper Roll Calculator Launches
Calculates how long your current supply will last. How have we survived as a species this long without it?