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Kirk- can you drive? Are you SUUURE you can drive?
Yep! I drove across town to get my shots. Drove to the hardware store today.
Spock- what’s your favorite thing to learn about?
It changes. This year it's geology. The current volcanic eruption in Iceland has been fascinating, Spock!
McCoy- if you had a “I’m a ___, not a ___!!!” moment, what would it be?
I'm a polymath, not a know-it-all!!!
Uhura- what languages do you speak? What languages would you like to learn?
English and Russian. I can understand some spoken Spanish, though it's been too long since I tried to speak it.
Sulu- given the opportunity, what weapon would you like to master?
The daikatana. It's as improbable as any.
Chekov- what’s the worst you’ve ever fucked up your hair?
I probably got gum in my hair as a kid. But when you live in the woods no one sees you but your own family.
Scotty- what’s your favorite drink (alcoholic or otherwise)?
Tomato juice with a splash of Ouzo, or getting really sexy, hot chocolate.
Chapel- do you have a crush on anyone?
Not for years and years.
Enterprise- what job would you do on the Enterprise?
Probably low-level engineering. I can usually fix things.
Captain's log- do you keep a journal?
Teachers encouraged me to keep journals, but I never wrote anything in a journal worth keeping.
Warp- what’s your dream vacation?
I'm retired, what do I need a vacation for?
Redshirt- have you ever had a near death experience?
Nope.
Horta- do you like lasagna?
Yes, but, not making it.
Gorn- have you ever been in a fist fight?
No, I was fortunate enough to always avoid fisticuffs.
Tribble- what’s your dream pet?
One as cuddly as Sirius the cat and like him didn't need to be walked, but had a tad more smarts like a dog.
Pon farr- Given the chance, would you fuck an alien?
How alien are we talking? A pretty Israeli? A statuesque Greek? An exotic Japanese? Green Orion slave girl? Maybe.
A three-hundred pound Russian battle ax? A three headed medusa from the Delta Quadrant? A dead-fish Vulcan? Probably not.
Kirk- can you drive? Are you SUUURE you can drive?
Yep! I drove across town to get my shots. Drove to the hardware store today.
Spock- what’s your favorite thing to learn about?
It changes. This year it's geology. The current volcanic eruption in Iceland has been fascinating, Spock!
McCoy- if you had a “I’m a ___, not a ___!!!” moment, what would it be?
I'm a polymath, not a know-it-all!!!
Uhura- what languages do you speak? What languages would you like to learn?
English and Russian. I can understand some spoken Spanish, though it's been too long since I tried to speak it.
Sulu- given the opportunity, what weapon would you like to master?
The daikatana. It's as improbable as any.
Chekov- what’s the worst you’ve ever fucked up your hair?
I probably got gum in my hair as a kid. But when you live in the woods no one sees you but your own family.
Scotty- what’s your favorite drink (alcoholic or otherwise)?
Tomato juice with a splash of Ouzo, or getting really sexy, hot chocolate.
Chapel- do you have a crush on anyone?
Not for years and years.
Enterprise- what job would you do on the Enterprise?
Probably low-level engineering. I can usually fix things.
Captain's log- do you keep a journal?
Teachers encouraged me to keep journals, but I never wrote anything in a journal worth keeping.
Warp- what’s your dream vacation?
I'm retired, what do I need a vacation for?
Redshirt- have you ever had a near death experience?
Nope.
Horta- do you like lasagna?
Yes, but, not making it.
Gorn- have you ever been in a fist fight?
No, I was fortunate enough to always avoid fisticuffs.
Tribble- what’s your dream pet?
One as cuddly as Sirius the cat and like him didn't need to be walked, but had a tad more smarts like a dog.
Pon farr- Given the chance, would you fuck an alien?
How alien are we talking? A pretty Israeli? A statuesque Greek? An exotic Japanese? Green Orion slave girl? Maybe.
A three-hundred pound Russian battle ax? A three headed medusa from the Delta Quadrant? A dead-fish Vulcan? Probably not.
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