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Wearing my 'I voted today'sticker, I went to the grocery store. A lady passing by me does indeed ask, "Oh, is today *election* day?" in surprise.
What I should have answered was
a) Not in Bizzaro where you come from.
B) No, I just haven't washed my shirt since the last election.
C) What have you been smoking?
D) Aren't you a little old to watch MTV *all* the time?
E) Elections are the opiate of the masses.
F) I vote for all the cute ones.
G) Yes, FDR is running again.
H) (write in candidate)
What I should have answered was
a) Not in Bizzaro where you come from.
B) No, I just haven't washed my shirt since the last election.
C) What have you been smoking?
D) Aren't you a little old to watch MTV *all* the time?
E) Elections are the opiate of the masses.
F) I vote for all the cute ones.
G) Yes, FDR is running again.
H) (write in candidate)
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