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Sunday is Mother's Day. Don't forget that special gift!
Remember chocolate wine supplies are strictly limited!
For the techo-savvy mom how about a truly intelligent bathroom scales. Get on the scales the first day, push the 'diet' button and then every day the scales will subtract one pound per day from your original weight, no matter what you really weigh! Lose 7 pounds a week guaranteed on that beer and baby-back rib diet. Lose 30 lbs a month snacking on bon-bons and regular Coke three times a day! Set your ideal weight and stay there forever or waste away to nothing on super-size chili dogs and s'mores!
And don't forget, nothing says "I love you, Mom," like a year of pre-paid maid service!
Remember chocolate wine supplies are strictly limited!
For the techo-savvy mom how about a truly intelligent bathroom scales. Get on the scales the first day, push the 'diet' button and then every day the scales will subtract one pound per day from your original weight, no matter what you really weigh! Lose 7 pounds a week guaranteed on that beer and baby-back rib diet. Lose 30 lbs a month snacking on bon-bons and regular Coke three times a day! Set your ideal weight and stay there forever or waste away to nothing on super-size chili dogs and s'mores!
And don't forget, nothing says "I love you, Mom," like a year of pre-paid maid service!