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Just watched this sub-classic. When you get a direct-to-DVD movie you expect low budget, shaky acting, poor script, and outright blunders. Battle of the Bulge: Winter War meets all those expectations. If it's not the worst war movie ever it's certainly up there in the running.
0:00 Based on an incredible true story... Not the first movie to make this claim and not the first to result in a movie that isn't at all credible.
0:09 Our hero(?) played by Steven Luke... wait for it
0:10 Steven Luke Schuetzle, the screen-play writer/director/producer/star actor of the film. And as you might expect in such a vanity production, he's pretty much a failure at all of those jobs! And since he cleverly used his stage name (first and middle name) for some of the credits, who'll ever know?
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0:00 Based on an incredible true story... Not the first movie to make this claim and not the first to result in a movie that isn't at all credible.
0:09 Our hero(?) played by Steven Luke... wait for it
0:10 Steven Luke Schuetzle, the screen-play writer/director/producer/star actor of the film. And as you might expect in such a vanity production, he's pretty much a failure at all of those jobs! And since he cleverly used his stage name (first and middle name) for some of the credits, who'll ever know?
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