1. Andrew wore a pink necktie because
a) He's color blind.
b) He's gay.
c) He supports breast cancer research.
d) The head of wardrobe for the show is an evil bitch.

2. Bridget will pass the sonogram because
a) She's pregnant with Andrew's baby.
b) She's pregnant with Malcolm's baby.
c) At the critical moment she'll point out the window and shout, "Isn't that J Lo walking by naked?
d) All of the above.

3. Juliet had a multi-million dollar trust fund paying her as a teenager because
a) Her grandparents were idiots.
b) Her divorcing parents wanted to insure she'd have enough to support a drug habit.
c) She seduced and blackmailed her last English teacher.
d) She didn't. Her dad just said that to impress Juliet's drunken friend.

4.Juliet's English teacher is
a) A lecher.
b) A hit man from the Wyoming mob sent to kill Siobhan to scare Bridget from testifying.
c) Trying to start a Glee Club.
d) The father of Siobhan's baby.

5 Bridget passed out because
a) She locked her knees.
b) Her whalebone corset was too tight.
c) It was a plot to escape the boring exhibition
d) Malcolm gave her the secret sign to meet him at the hospital.

From: [identity profile] shadowkat67.livejournal.com


Hee. You gave up on taking this seriously, haven't you? ;-)


1) The head of wardrobe for the show is an evil bitch

And ironically the same head of wardrobe for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (which may explain Willow's clothing, not to mention Xander's)

Although I've seen men with pink ties quite a bit on tv...it appears to be a trend.

2. Bridget will pass the sonogram because

Current theory is Andrew. Which doesn't make a lot sense...considering she can't be that far along. Malcolm makes more sense - but that makes her a bit..far along although we don't know how long Siobhan was pregnant for.
If this was a comedy - I'd go with C. If this was Ryan Murphy? definitely b or possibly all of the above. If this were a daytime soap, definitely a.

There's also a theory going around that Gemma aka dumbass bitca is not really dead and is in reality the secret love of Charlie aka Bridget's new sponsor aka Siobhan's henchman. Is it wrong to hope she's dead, Gemma I mean?

Juliet had a multi-million dollar trust fund paying her as a teenager because

Admittedly? I wasn't sure if he was taking it away from her for good or just for the time being. This is such a classic soap opera trick. Kids are always getting their trust funds taken away from them before they even reach 21...

Juliet's English teacher is

Hard to tell...could be all of the above.

Bridget passed out because

I was going with - that she tripped over her heels and knocked herself out.
But I guess "c" works too. Although maybe it's the fact that she's hint, hint, really pregnant? Personally "a" is my favorite.

From: [identity profile] dlgood.livejournal.com


See, I liked Gemma because she was the only character on the show with a sense of humor, and who actually made any jokes.
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